Quarantine Day After Trash Day

The hair dying has begun. One of my daughters has dyed her hair a color I can only equate to as the squished remains of a box elder bug. Which may sound gross, but is actually a brilliant orange/red. She can pull it off.. I hope it lasts the rest of quarantine.

I have become more productive at work, since all I have to do is roll over and grab the computer. I’m putting in 17 hour days, my boss is really impressed. I may come out of this as a hunchback.

Taco Bell.. needs to close their drive thru, I have discovered that burritos are my comfort food. I buy 10 at a time and eat them for breakfasts. I don’t think it’s healthy, but I lie and tell myself the protein is good for me.

I have given up completely on trying to figure out what day of the week it is. Trash gets picked up Tuesday’s. I know it’s time to put my trash out when I hear him rounding the corner. On the upside, the frantic rush to take the can to the curb is the best exercise I get all week.

I got to be on a 47 hour conference call today. I couldn’t tell you what it was about, but I can tell you that my appropriate work behavior and disappeared along with my pants.

Thankfully the only person that has requested a video chat so far has been family.. and they’ve seen me raw before. As soon as work does, I will have to remember where I threw my bra 2 months ago.

I volunteered to drive a friend to AZ today for a family emergency. It was a selfish offer. I don’t remember what driving feels like or what the sky looks like, or the sun.

I’ve stopped shaving. Why bother. On the upside, I feel like I am learning to be one with Mother Nature, you know.. through several layers of concrete and drywall. Very bohemian.

Amazon is still out of toilet paper, but you can buy a whole case of popcorners with 2 day delivery on Prime. At least we won’t starve.

Currently contemplating what I would look like with one of those lines cut out of my eyebrows. I hope you all had a marvelous day.

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